Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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