you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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