Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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