I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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