I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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