Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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