Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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