Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Randomize
