Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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