I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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