Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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