apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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