: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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