Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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