It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
