Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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