What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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