his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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