hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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