This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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