I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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