Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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