Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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