There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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