i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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