He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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