i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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