Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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