p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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