i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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