party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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