I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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