did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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