Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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