Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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