she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
God, I missed his penis.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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