You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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