problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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