Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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