he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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