First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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