butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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