I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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