ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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