Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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