Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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