We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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