Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
