what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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