I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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