Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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