Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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