Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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