Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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