Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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