are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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