I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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