So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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